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Pink and red greeting card with illustrations of a chicken crossing the road and a dead armadillo trying to.

Roadkill Greeting Card

$5.00Price
This is a joke for anyone who has driven on a highway in Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Arkansas,  Missouri, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia...
 
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the armadillo that it could be done.
 
this product includes
Greeting Card with Postage. 5"x7" folded greeting card, blank interior, kraft paper envelope with postage. Arrives via USPS First Class Mail.

  • Materials

    100 lb Cotton paper card.  Kraft paper envelope. Postage. 100% compostable.

  • Image Description

    Folded greeting card with a crude drawing of a strutting chicken. The card is a split bubblegum pink and cayenne, the interior has an even cruder drawing of a dead armadillo, and the envelope is a brown kraft paper.

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