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Roadkill Greeting Card

Roadkill Greeting Card

$5.00Price

This is a joke for anyone who has driven on a highway in Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Arkansas,  Missouri, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia...

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove to the armadillo that it could be done.

 

this product includes

Greeting Card with Postage. 5"x7" folded greeting card, blank interior, kraft paper envelope with postage. Arrives via USPS First Class Mail.

  • Materials

    100 lb Cotton paper card.  Kraft paper envelope. Postage. 100% compostable.

  • Image Description

    Folded greeting card with a crude drawing of a strutting chicken. The card is a split bubblegum pink and cayenne, the interior has an even cruder drawing of a dead armadillo, and the envelope is a brown kraft paper.

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